sageyulyanasvoicemail:

Do you ever have the horrid desire to make a ringtone?  That anyone can have?

(via phantomdoodler)


h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

(via phantomdoodler)


readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

(via orgasmic-humor)


deveninanewdress:

the DISRESPECT

deveninanewdress:

the DISRESPECT

(via phantomdoodler)


rangerthefuckup:

I’ve been laughing for the past 10 min with no signs of stopping.

rangerthefuckup:

I’ve been laughing for the past 10 min with no signs of stopping.

(via spookyblobjobs)


REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A TRANS PERSON.

ship-game-so-strong:

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

(via dreams-in-ashes)


chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

(via dreams-in-ashes)


tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(via satanic-lesbian)


MY HEART

(via spookyblobjobs)


Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(via spookyblobjobs)